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12
Sep
07

Something from Maxine

Going from God to Maxine, from the sublime to the supercilious. “Time hath not withered nor custom staled my infinite variety”.

Maxine in the Bar…..

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: “May I buy you a cocktail?”
Maxine: “No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.”
Man: “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
Maxine: “No, they spread .”

I love Maxine.

-Smith

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07
Dec
06

Maxine Moves

Because of the inordinately large amount of space that the Maxine post takes up on the front page, I’ve decided to give her a page of her own. Besides, I figure the old gal deserves her own special page.

–Smith




taking up a glowing cinder with the tongs and lighting with it the long cherry-wood pipe which was wont to replace his clay when he was in a disputatious rather than a meditative mood" ~ Dr. John H. Watson ************************
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