Something from Maxine

Going from God to Maxine, from the sublime to the supercilious. “Time hath not withered nor custom staled my infinite variety”.

Maxine in the Bar…..

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: “May I buy you a cocktail?”
Maxine: “No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.”
Man: “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
Maxine: “No, they spread .”

I love Maxine.


5 Responses to “Something from Maxine”

  1. 1 Red
    September 12, 2007 at 10:44 am

    Ha! Maxine and I have a lot in common.
    Love her. Thanks for sharing!

    Red: for you, anything.


  2. September 12, 2007 at 3:18 pm


    Hmmm. Wasn’t expecting THAT response. 😉


  3. September 13, 2007 at 7:46 am

    and here was me thinking when i clicked the link i’d see a rant about the trailer trash…instead i got a nice surprise and saw maxine instead 😆

    If by “trailer trash” you’re referring to erstwhile favorite target, Britney Spears, aka “The Sweetheart of the Trailer Park”, believe me, I was tempted. But frankly, when the target gets too big, it’s no fun shooting at it anymore. 8)


  4. September 14, 2007 at 9:56 am

    indeed i was referring to the pop tart…and yeah the target is enormous now..bit like shooting fish in a barrel i guess…

  5. 5 joebec
    September 26, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    oh, Maxine TOTALLY stole that from me! that is my line! STOP!! THEIF!!!

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