Going from God to Maxine, from the sublime to the supercilious. “Time hath not withered nor custom staled my infinite variety”.
Maxine in the Bar…..
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself :
Man: “May I buy you a cocktail?”
Maxine: “No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.”
Man: “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
Maxine: “No, they spread .”
I love Maxine.
-Smith
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Ha! Maxine and I have a lot in common.
Love her. Thanks for sharing!
Red: for you, anything.
-sps
Whup!
Hmmm. Wasn’t expecting THAT response.
sps
and here was me thinking when i clicked the link i’d see a rant about the trailer trash…instead i got a nice surprise and saw maxine instead
If by “trailer trash” you’re referring to erstwhile favorite target, Britney Spears, aka “The Sweetheart of the Trailer Park”, believe me, I was tempted. But frankly, when the target gets too big, it’s no fun shooting at it anymore. 8)
sps
indeed i was referring to the pop tart…and yeah the target is enormous now..bit like shooting fish in a barrel i guess…
oh, Maxine TOTALLY stole that from me! that is my line! STOP!! THEIF!!!